COMPETING IDEAThe Blarg The Blarg is particularly good at scaring the schnit's out of unsuspecting prey. It's sleek, stream-lined body makes the Blarg one slippery sucker. It closes in on the victim and once close enough, proceeds to let out a particularly loud "
BLARG!", followed by an aerial launch at the victim's face, coiling itself around the head of it's prey. Once latched on, the Blarg greatly obscures vision, making fighting off specimen quite a challenge.
Structure:The Blarg consists of a long, black body, about the length of a large dog, resembling a snake with four legs. The Blarg's head is made up of a regular human skull, although slightly elongated, with very visible fangs. Upon inspection, the Blarg appears to be a hybrid of a human and some sort of large reptile e.g. Komodo Dragon. It's four legs lie flat against it's body as it launches itself at target at speed up to 50km/h!
Colouring:The fact that the Blarg is almost completely black makes getting a shot on this guy in dark rooms a daunting task. Large chunks of skin can be seen corroded away on some parts of it's body, especially it's head, revealing the yellow-ish goo beneath it's scaly skin. This was caused by the radiation from the experiments carried out to try and get this hybrid.
Origin:The Blarg was first thought of when the British military needed a unit that delivered both speed and stealth. A combination of a snake's lightning fast strikes and a human's durability, the Blarg seemed like the perfect weapon, described as the Stealth Bombers of the mutant world.
Surviving an attack:Removing the Blarg from ones face involves having a squad member perform the risky task of blowing the monstrosity off of the victim's head; a potentially fatal act.
Alternatively, clubbing the Blarg with a melee weapon temporarily stuns the specimen, immobilising it and causing it to drop off said victim's face. However, shots must be fired quickly, as it only takes a few seconds before the Blarg regains consciousness and is ready to attack again.
I didn't want to add pictures so that you could all make up your own interpretations of the Blarg! :D
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